Randoms, Travelling

Dangote Did Not Cause Deadly Trailer Accidents

“Aye, fight! But not your neighbor. Fight rather all the things that cause you and your neighbor to fight.” ~ Mikhail Naimy

While the title of this article may trigger some persons to ask if I have Dangote cement or petrol in my pockets, if I can be given just some time to explain, maybe my integrity would be unquestioned. Yes, it is true that trailers either belonging to or affiliated to the Dangote Group have wreaked havoc on the Nigerian public, including the recent killing of Ruth Otabor, but while it is easy to request for Uncle Dangote’s head on a spike, the accidents are not of his making. Rather, they are simply a symptom of a more complex problem to be solved.

Continue reading “Dangote Did Not Cause Deadly Trailer Accidents”
Change, Randoms

Of Productivity and National Attitudes to Work

The past week or two saw a little debate on “Nigerian Twitter” about a claim that Nigerians are unwilling to work, effectively saying Nigerians are lazy. While the proponents of the claim had the initial field day espousing their view, the opposing team came out strongly in the second half with valid rebuttals around inadequate remuneration and unstructured workplaces. As usual with many of these debates, the truth is neither here nor there.

Continue reading “Of Productivity and National Attitudes to Work”
Randoms, Travelling

The Cranfield Journey: Part 5 – Seeing the Light Outside

This is the fifth article in this series chronicling my experience as an international student in the UK in 2016/2017. If you would not want to start at the end, you may want to begin where it all began

As an international student at Cranfield, I actively sought opportunities to visit places within or outside Cranfield. This pushed me to volunteer for any trip that suggested I would visit someplace new. The Cranfield Student Association routinely organised bus trips to explore cities outside the Milton Keynes area. They would advertise a given date and ask interested persons to sign up by paying a specified fee (usually cheap). On the given day, participants would join a bus (coach) on campus that would drive to the advertised city, then they would disembark and be asked to note where the bus is parked, proceed to roam around the city, and return to the bus at an agreed time. I joined this arrangement to visit the Kensington area of London, and later had a chance to explore Oxford. My journey to the Kensington area of London triggered aimless roaming of Imperial College, and landed me with a trip to Israel and Palestine in August 2017.

Continue reading “The Cranfield Journey: Part 5 – Seeing the Light Outside”
Randoms, Travelling

The Cranfield Journey: Part 4 – Schooling and Working

Have you read Part 3 – Academics and Flexing?

My academic work continued in January and February 2017. After the penultimate module, the coursework portion of the MSc programme came to an end with a final module, Management for Technology. This module was arguably my best and most enjoyed not necessarily because of the highly relevant content, but because the lecturer, Stephen Carver, was more like a comedian with excellent technical knowledge. Each class was a hit back-to-back, with enough laughter to go around. Who said lecturers had to be boring? I would go on to adapt Stephen’s style a year later when I handled project management training classes for a firm in Nigeria.

Continue reading “The Cranfield Journey: Part 4 – Schooling and Working”
Randoms, Travelling

The Cranfield Journey: Part 3 – Academics and Flexing

Have you read Part 2 – Integration Shockers?

By December 2016, we had covered three modules and seen results for the first module. When I had seen a score of 65% for Dynamics of Fluidic Energy Devices, I told myself that it would be my least score at Cranfield. We were now to write exams for Power Electronics and Machines. Scoring 87% in that module would have been impossible if not for the classmates I repeatedly disturbed to explain certain concepts that had hitherto seemed like Chinese shorthand. How I managed to score higher than my “tutors” remains a little mystery. Repeating this score for Risk and Reliability Engineering, then scoring 76% and 78% in two simulation-based modules gave me some comfort say I no come England to carry last!

Continue reading “The Cranfield Journey: Part 3 – Academics and Flexing”
Randoms, Travelling

The Cranfield Journey: Part 2 – Integration Shockers

Have you read Part 1 – In the Beginning?

The next Monday, 3 October 2016, Cranfield’s School of Water, Energy, Environment and Agrifood (SWEE) began its induction week. Then the following week, we had our first module, Dynamics of Fluidic Energy Devices.

Continue reading “The Cranfield Journey: Part 2 – Integration Shockers”
Randoms, Travelling

The Cranfield Journey: Part 1 – In the Beginning

I finally get to write this article to chronicle my journey through Cranfield University, the UK’s only postgraduate-only university. Writing this has been on my mind since I finished my thesis and awaited final results, but I felt the time was not right. Before you read on, please be aware that despite my best intentions, this might turn out to be a narcissistic post. If such would disgust you, please stop here and read about my mom or my dad.

Continue reading “The Cranfield Journey: Part 1 – In the Beginning”
Randoms

At the Olympics to Mark Attendance

It is no longer news that thanks to Nigeria failing to win any medal at the Paris Olympics, the world was deprived of the privilege of hearing Nigeria’s freshly authorised old anthem. Whereas some would say that we redeemed ourselves at the Paralympics which held right after the Olympics, one might ask how many viewers worldwide would have been privileged to hear the extolling rhythm of our brotherhood when Onyinyechi Mark and Folashade Oluwafemiayo broke world records back-to-back on their backs. But at the Olympics, we floundered.

Continue reading “At the Olympics to Mark Attendance”
Randoms

Jilomes.com: Ten Years Later

On October the First, 2014, while Nigeria marked 54 Years of Independence, I was somewhere in Osogbo in Nigeria’s South-West when I posted the first article on this blog. “Ibosa – Welcome” was the first of more than 340 articles that I have posted here. In the intervening decade, I have managed this site from different cities in about ten countries, taking my writing with me as I explore life. I have gone from writing on paper to typing everything directly as the thoughts are parsed through my neurons.

Continue reading “Jilomes.com: Ten Years Later”
Change, Randoms

P&ID Fiasco: Eleven Billion Lessons for Nigeria

It is all in the news. The Federal Republic of Nigeria is not liable to pay an obscure firm a total of ~US$11 billion arising from a bizarre contract concerning non-existent gas facilities. Considering allegations that the Central Bank of Nigeria either lied or executed “strategic miscommunication”, Nigeria surely had no way of forking out that many benjamins right now. Our closest options would have been either to give international law the middle finger (and outrightly destroy our economy) or negotiate some longer-term payment plan that would effectively turbocharge our debt burden (and further degrade our economy). Fortunately, neither option is currently required. But before we get drowned in the euphoria of a little respite for the naira, here are a few lessons to avoid the next gang of swindlers.

Continue reading “P&ID Fiasco: Eleven Billion Lessons for Nigeria”